John Smith
How audacious of you to transform my companion into such a spectacle. What on earth could this be? She appears to be as dusty and musty as a neglected attic. The rear of her cranium was haphazardly sheared, and if you haven't reached the golden age of 50 yet, I would strongly advise against frequenting this establishment. However, for those who have passed this age and are visually impaired, then this place might be just the right fit for you, as you wouldn't be able to discern any disparities anyway. Moreover, it's absolutely unacceptable how you treated my associate, making her look as if she hasn't been properly taken care of. It's beyond my understanding how you could think this was acceptable. She is reminiscent of an old, abandoned building, covered in dust and exuding a musty odor. The nape of her neck was chopped off in such an inconsistent manner that it's quite obvious you didn't take your time or care with your work. For individuals who haven't crossed the threshold of half a century, I would implore you to avoid this establishment at all costs. It's not suitable for those who still have their youthful vitality and can clearly see the poor results of this place's service. However, for those who've lived more than five decades and unfortunately suffer from visual impairment, this might be an acceptable place for you. After all, if your vision is compromised, you're unlikely to be bothered by the subpar service delivered here, as you wouldn't be able to visually perceive the lack of quality anyway.
Date of experience: July 10, 2024