Mark Johnson

In Luxemburg alone

In Luxemburg alone, you will be obliged to fork out in excess of €100 per night for the privilege of lodging in a room that appears rather dilapidated. The furnishings have an antiquated look, there are blotches on the sofa, and the scent of perfume lingers on the bed linen, indicating that they likely were not swapped out. If your room happens to be on the side facing the road, you will have to contend with a considerable amount of traffic commotion. The only redeeming quality that I can identify is its prime position in the heart of the city, adjacent to a delightful park. Expanding on this, the room is not just shabby-looking but seems to be stuck in a bygone era, giving off the vibe of neglect and disuse. The furniture doesn't just look old, but it screams of a time long past, bearing the marks of wear and tear that should have been addressed years ago. The stains on the couch aren't just spots, but glaring reminders of its grimy history. The perfume smell on the bed sheets isn't just a scent, but a potent olfactory evidence of their failure to replace the linens. The street noise isn't just a minor inconvenience, but a constant, loud interruption that disrupts your peace and tranquility. As for the good aspects, they are few and far between. The central location isn't just convenient, it's a prime spot nestled among the city's major attractions. The nice park next to the hotel isn't just a green space, but an oasis of calm and beauty in the bustling city. It's the only silver lining to an otherwise disappointing experience.

Date of experience: May 08, 2024